FAQS

How much does a custom cake cost?

Our cake prices depend on the size of the cake, the complexity of the design, and the number of people it will serve. Pricing usually works out to approximately $14-$18 per serving.

Sculpted cakes that require structure start at $500 plus tax.
Sculpted flat cakes start at $280 plus tax
8" round cakes start at $190 plus tax
6" round cakes start at $150 plus tax

Please note: These prices are a starting point. Depending on cake design and size, the price will go up!

Wedding cakes start at $700

We DO NOT make traditional wedding cakes. This means no white wedding cakes with frilly flowers. It's not our thing!

I want a cute themed cake for my child. do you make branded cakes/cookies?

No! We do not make branded content. That means no Disney or no fashion brands. We also do not make children's cakes. If you have seen Hollies work, you know that she is the master of amazing, fun, cool, cakes. She does NOT do cute well. (Trust us, it's bad.)

Hollie makes realistic cakes, horror cakes, and weirdly odd cakes.

Sorry, it just doesn't bring Hollie joy to make cute adorable things, and we like to keep her happy.

I found pictures of a cake I like online. can you copy it for me?

Nope, sorry, we won't copy someone else's art work. You wouldn't copy the Mona Lisa so we wont steal someone's design. We can however re-create you something similar but it has to be changed at least by 70%.

Are you really a nut free bakery?

YES, we sure are a nut free facility. The only nuts in the shop are the staff.

Are you a vegan bakery?
No, we are not a vegan bakery. We are an allergen aware bakery and offer products that cater to common allergies like dairy, eggs, and gluten. We sell some products that are vegan-friendly but if it isn't clearly labeled, please make sure you ask before you buy.

Are our cakes made from scratch?

YES, everything we make is baked from scratch with punk love and fun.

How far in advance should i place my order?

The more time you give us, the better.

A cake order should be placed as soon as you have finalized the details of your event (colors, theme, design, number of servings, etc.). We are usually booked solid a few weeks (and sometimes months) in advance, so we do encourage early ordering. We recommend 4-6 weeks advanced notice.

4-6 WEEKS!? ARE YOU CRAZY!? Trust us, we are IN BUSINESS to help serve as many customers as humanly possible. HOWEVER, 1. We ARE HUMANS, and there are only so many hours in the day. 2. We specialize in over-the-top EDIBLE ART! So generally speaking, people who book with us are usually planning events well ahead of time! (What we do just CANNOT be done at the last minute.)

Do you ship cakes?

Ever received a banged up package? Imagine what would happen to a cake! So, no, we won't even attempt shipping a cake. Delivery is recommended for all custom cakes. We DO ship cookies though.

Speaking of delivery....

We offer delivery on all custom cakes over $300. Rates vary depending on where you live.